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| Just a couple mugs after they offed a postal detective (Appointment With Danger, 1951). Years later, they'd be rehabilitated and serve as poster boys for LAPD's brand of law and order (Dragnet, 1967). |
Disclaimer
Writing a thesis
leaves little time, energy
to accrue culture.
Television
Battlestar Galactica
I'm not exactly
flying through, may as well be
a radio show.
I'm not exactly
flying through, may as well be
a radio show.
Mad Men
Crazy fifth season.
A lot of change but Glen is
still giving rape vibes.
A lot of change but Glen is
still giving rape vibes.
Girls
Even though I find
Lena Dunham's characters
appalling, I watch...
Community
I like this show but
c'mon! Jack Black mixed in with
allusions to M*A*S*H?
c'mon! Jack Black mixed in with
allusions to M*A*S*H?
Happy Endings
Holy crap this show
cloned me and all my friends. If
I were a Wayans.
cloned me and all my friends. If
I were a Wayans.
Workaholics
They got sex and drugs
minus sex plus sweet bear coats.
Cath'rine Zeta-Jones.
minus sex plus sweet bear coats.
Cath'rine Zeta-Jones.
Movies
The Dark Knight Rises
This movie gives three-
hour thrillride and three-day bout
with Bane voice fever.
Captain America
I'd be paranoid
and blubbery, one Super
Soldier Serum hit.
Black Legion
Here you've a film where
Bogart should have made his name
but he didn't... yet.
Appointment With Danger
Wait, did I just see
Friday and Gannon on the
wrong side of the law?
hour thrillride and three-day bout
with Bane voice fever.
Captain America
I'd be paranoid
and blubbery, one Super
Soldier Serum hit.
Black Legion
Here you've a film where
Bogart should have made his name
but he didn't... yet.
Appointment With Danger
Wait, did I just see
Friday and Gannon on the
wrong side of the law?
No Man of Her Own
"Real" Patrice Harkniss
by actress Phyllis Thaxter:
ladies, rest in peace.
The Devil Inside
OK with "horror
documentary" gag then
remembered Blair Witch...
The Whales of August
Crabby old Bette
with sweet old Vincent and old
Lil, cuter than hell.
Crabby old Bette
with sweet old Vincent and old
Lil, cuter than hell.
Tiny Furniture
See the description
of Girls above because, yes,
it applies here too.
Piranha 3D
Chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp,
toothy fish rip spring breakers
limb from limb. Deserved.
Battle Royale
With one million ways
to die, time allowed for like
forty bloody ways.
Reservoir Dogs
Sometimes less is more
and, again, saw how much can
come of so little.
Piranha 3D
Chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp,
toothy fish rip spring breakers
limb from limb. Deserved.
Battle Royale
With one million ways
to die, time allowed for like
forty bloody ways.
Reservoir Dogs
Sometimes less is more
and, again, saw how much can
come of so little.
Books
The Plague
Camus was so cool
that, translated, still has great
vocabulary.
The Lady in the Lake
Typical Chander,
one part substance, two parts style,
twist, turn, twist, turn, solved.
Batman: Year One
What ever happened
to Sarah Essen? Never
made movies I've seen.
Reds pulling away,
Votto or not, hope Pirates
reach October too.
B-ball fan, you have
no cable? Check Olympic
synch swimming. Same diff.
Camus was so cool
that, translated, still has great
vocabulary.
The Lady in the Lake
Typical Chander,
one part substance, two parts style,
twist, turn, twist, turn, solved.
Batman: Year One
What ever happened
to Sarah Essen? Never
made movies I've seen.
Sports
Reds pulling away,
Votto or not, hope Pirates
reach October too.
B-ball fan, you have
no cable? Check Olympic
synch swimming. Same diff.
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