Review by Haiku: Philomath Culture Edition for March/April 2012

Television

Mad Men

Zou bisou bisou.

I see they brought creepy back.

By that I mean Glen.

Game of Thrones

I grade papers through

this show each week but I've seen

many strange bosoms.

Dragnet 1967

Jack Webb was the man,

Los Angeles - the city.

That's where he came in.

Movies

The Men

Speaking of Jack Webb,

he was wheelchair bound and young

in Brando's first flick.

Whisper of the Heart

Whoa, slow your rolls kids,

got a bit ahead of things.

You're in middle school.

Columbo

Oh, just one more thing:

Even young Peter Falk looks

like old Peter Falk.

Tower Heist

Alan Alda as

a jerky rich criminal.

Like I believe that...

Death Race 2000

I don't understand

the cult appeal and yet I

totally get it.

Hoop Dreams

Don't make the mistake

of looking up how things went

after, like I did.

Transylvania 6-5000 

I love Ed Begley

Jr. but this movie is

really quite lousy.

Baseball

Reds climbing back up

standings but Ticketmaster

won't let me go watch.